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Прэтчетт Терри Песня про Ёжика Терри ПРЭТЧЕТТ Песня про Ёжика Можно трахнуть медведя суровой зимой, Когда мишка в берлоге храпит под сосной. Не советую этого делать весной, Ну, а ёжика вовсе не пробуй, друг мой. Можно трахнуть коня, можно трахнуть осла, (Пони жалко: уж больно лошадка мала), Жеребца ломового (тут сила нужна), Только с ёжика, брат, не возьмёшь ни рожна. Можно трахнуть быка (с высоты сундука), И лису, если верить словам знатока, Кое-кто говорит, можно трахнуть жука, Только ёжика, братцы, не трахнешь никак. Энтомолог сказал - можно трахнуть осу, Герпетолог сказал - и змею (на весу), Можно трахнуть любую зверушку в лесу, Только ёжика - нет, заруби на носу. Можно трахнуть слона (тут стремянка нужна И матрас, для того, чтоб, упав со слона, Уцелела спина - высота не страшна!) Только ёжика трахнуть нельзя ни хрена. Можно трахнуть кота (это просто мечта!), Можно кролика трахнуть, из шляпы достав, Можно трахнуть дельфина и даже кита Только с ёжиком выйдет одна маета. Середина
CHORUS You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell A troll can be rocky if down you should fall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter Or pego a pig after parting his trotters Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer The lemurs cry "Frink!" as a coy mating call But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS Antipodean pranks -- you can futter a wombat Or strive with a 'roo in venereal combat Or hump a goanna -- go on, do it all But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising, Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS Конец
But I have to say this as a warning to you: With almost all animals, you can have ball But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS 1: The spines on his back are too sharp for a man They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can The result I think you'll find will appall: The hedgehog can never be buggered at all! Mounting a horse can often be fun An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS 2: The spines on his back are so awful thick you'll end up with naught but a painful prick. He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball, Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all! Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo Will be entertaining to both her and you Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS 3: (So here's to the hedgehog, he's sharp as they come You'll never get through his impregnable bum
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